President Obama is spending $29 billion per year to buy the version of climate science he wants.
A simple solution would be for Congress to spend $50 billion on global cooling research. Scientists could then write papers saying that cold and snow is caused by cold, rather than by heat.
They could also say that the lack of warming is caused by a lack of warming, rather than missing heat.
NASA could then report the actual temperatures, rather than the fake ones mandated by the White House.
This would save the world trillions of dollars, plus the added benefit that children might then grow up to believe that scientists aren’t all criminals or idiots.