Less than two years ago, officials in the Democratic People’s Republic Of Austin predicted that Lake Travis would run dry by 2016.
At current rates of inflow, Lake Travis will be full within ten days
If you are a government official, the fastest way to make a fool of yourself is to heed the advice of your local climate expert – like Andrew Dessler or Katherine Hayhoe.
(I used to spend every summer weekend swimming at Lake Travis)
h/t David Burge