NASA Vs. The Messiah

“… A LIGHT WILL SHINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW, A BEAM OF LIGHT WILL COME DOWN UPON YOU, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AN EPIPHANY … AND YOU WILL SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT YOU MUST GO TO THE POLLS AND VOTE FOR OBAMA”

– BARACK OBAMA LEBANON, NEW HAMPSHIRE. JANUARY 7, 2008.

The messiah has spoken. When he is talking to his children one or two hundred years from now, he will remind them that he slowed the rise of the seas in June, 2008

“I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal;

– Obama’s Nomination Victory Speech In St. Paul June 3, 2008

But then comes blasphemers from NASA who say that sea level rise is accelerating

ScreenHunter_3304 Sep. 28 19.54Sea Level Rise Accelerating, NASA Says | Al Jazeera America

Tiny Tim was saying this back when Obama was just a twinkle in one of his fathers’ eyes.

‘The Ice caps are melting, The tide is washing in, All the world is drowning, To wash away the sin’

So whom do you believe?

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10 Responses to NASA Vs. The Messiah

  1. Gail Combs says:

    You for got geologists!

  2. Chaam Jamal says:

    tiny tim really captures the goofiness of it all. thanks.

  3. AndyG55 says:

    “All of the above” was top choice for the poll I just answered.

    How am I meant to answer that ! 😉

  4. omanuel says:

    Someone at NASA forgot to study the script if it is now NASA vs. The Messiah!

  5. Jason Calley says:

    Is it just me? Look closely at Tiny Tim in the face. Do you think maybe he and Bill Nye are related? (No insult meant to Tiny Tim.)

  6. ren says:

    It seems that once again begins to lock above the Bering Strait.

  7. Latitude says:

    I live on a rock out in the ocean….house is 19 ft from the water….and 9 ft 2 inches above mean high water……house has to be surveyed every 10 years for FEMA insurance
    Water level has not changed. house has been here for over 1/2 a century

  8. V. Uil says:

    The following site “Is Barack Obama the Messiah” may interest readers

    http://obamamessiah.blogspot.ca/

    We may all look very foolish doubting him when at the end of his term he ascends to heaven. (Actually I wish he had ascended already…..but that is another story.)

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