Forgive me father. I have carbon sinned.
Because of man-made global warming, conditions in Boulder aren’t optimal for cycling. So instead I participated in the high CO2 intensity sport of cross-country skiing.
When I started skiing, the temperature was 12 degrees, and when I finished the temperature had risen to 20 degrees. I am 97% certain this was due to my exhaling CO2.
We now know that the original sin was Eve breathing, and had nothing to do with apples.
I promise not to go skiing again, at least until tonight when the moon comes out.