Sweating Like A Cochonne

Three years ago, our dignified president ran outside on a hot day in order to sweat in front of the cameras for climate change. Some days he fake cries, other days he fake sweats.


President Obama addresses climate change at Georgetown University

Washington averages 6 days over 95 degrees per year, but since la petite cochonne sweated for the cameras, there have only been three 95 degree days in DC. Two in 2013, one in 2014 and none in 2015.


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14 Responses to Sweating Like A Cochonne

  1. Would that be a “cojone?”

  2. Mark Luhman says:

    An yet they call it the warmest year ever. To be on the left is to not know or care about the truth.

  3. eliza says:

    This graph needs to be really blasted all over the internet. Thick ice arctic is completely normal again http://ocean.dmi.dk/arctic/plots/icecover/icecover_current.png

    • AndyG55 says:

      Unfortunately… quoting from an email from DMI. 😦

      “I have removed the old sea ice extent graphics and the new graphics (http://ocean.dmi.dk/arctic/icecover.php) is now our one and only official sea ice extent.

      When I introduced the new graphics I also announced that the old graphics would be removed after some time – and now is the time, sorry.
      I spend too much time explaining the differences and it was quit confusing for many – so, I decided to remove the old graphics. However, all the data are available here http://osisaf.met.no/p/ if you would like do the plotting your selves.
      Best regards
      Kundeservice/Customer Service
      DMI “

  4. Robertv says:


    Tony , I think you like this page. It is about how Catalunya (still Spain) has changed.


    It’s overlapping pictures from 1946 ,1956 and now. Especially interesting is the coastline evolution.

  5. The Ol' Seadog. says:

    Cochonne ? Pig/ Sow in French- pigs don’t sweat.

  6. The Ol' Seadog. says:

    I was taught ” Horses sweat, gentlemen perspire, ladies glisten. “

    • Jason Calley says:

      I am not sure whether Obama is sweating or glistening.

      • I see what you did there, Jason. You should be ashamed. The President can race on his bike all day without breaking sweat! Even the New York Times had to grudgingly acknowledge his machismo.

        NEW YORK – In an editorial earlier this week the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle at Martha’s Vineyard, at one point exclaiming the president was “an example of rugged masculinity gone wild!”

        The enthusiasm over the bicycle photographs stretches from media outlets coast to coast. The Boston Globe dubbed the photographs a “toxic elixir that soothes the aching heart” while the San Francisco Chronicle fawned, “If ever there was a time when America needed a macho, in-your-face, physical example of aggressiveness and old fashioned male moxie, that time is now and the man is Barack Obama.”

        N.Y. Times’ Maureen Dowd borrowed from Shakespeare to express her sentiment of the Obama bicycle photos:

        “What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god.”

        Pop icon Lady Gaga told reporters the Obama bike photos caused her to become flushed and lightheaded.

        “After I regained my composure I walked crab-like to my piano and wrote a song to my president and commander-in-chief in just under two minutes.”

        You Make My Loin Ache – words and music by Lady Gaga

        You make me grunt like a linebacker
        You make me squeal like a pig
        You make me screech like a vulture
        You make me groan like a convict

        Ride that bike my swarthy leader!
        Ride that bike my swarthy leader!


        • Jason Calley says:

          LOL! Parody of the print media is becoming harder and harder to distinguish from the real thing!

  7. darrylb says:

    Again, off post. May I encourage readers to check my post on the previous thread regarding
    ‘The Day the Music Died’

  8. Winnipeg boy says:

    The percent correlation of AGW press conferences held on 95f days will soon approach 100%.

  9. Andy DC says:

    Sweating in DC during the summer? Even as a kid growing up around here, I sweated plenty,

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