July Heatwave Update

July (preliminary) was the 59th warmest on record in the US. It was almost 2.5C cooler than 1901, and cooler than every July from 1930 to 1943.

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Obama appeared on the Capitol steps in a profuse sweat, encircled by a halo of stars from the flag. He said that US was heating out of control and promised to cool the country down using his divinely inspired powers of communism.

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2 Responses to July Heatwave Update

  1. Shazaam says:

    Oh-Blame-Ya is just feeling the heat from all those “non-” scandals engulfing the “most open administration in history”. Benghazi, IRS, reporters phone records, NSA, Snowden, etc. etc. etc. And now they want to re-jigger the GNP stats to boost the numbers to make Oh-Blame-Ya look better.

    Guy’s a laugh a minute with all those campaign promises / bald-faced-lies. He should hit the stand-up comedy circuit with a re-cap of his campaign promises. Though I hear he’ll have to pass on clubs without tele-prompters since he’s an incompetent speaker without one.

  2. Olaf Koenders says:

    I woulda thought his “sweat” was induced by a spray bottle backstage. Wot a faker.

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