Thanks, Richard

Virgin Mobile gets the award today for world class flustercuck.

My phone quit sending and receiving calls last night. I just spent two hours on Skype with various people at Virgin Mobile in Bangalore who were trying to figure out what the problem was. In the process of trying to debug it, they reset my no-contract plan which caused my credit card to be charged for the second time this month.

So now I have paid billionaire Richard Branson double, for no phone service. The folks in Bangalore say they have escalated it, and that I will hear back within 48-72 hours.

I went to a party Branson threw in the east end of London about ten years ago, and he showed up two hours late with three women hanging off each arm. None of them were his wife, but he did seem quite pleased with himself.

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9 Responses to Thanks, Richard

  1. QV says:

    Never mind, he is putting the money to good use!

  2. Don B says:

    An old joke;

    A man received a windfall, and asked what he was going to do with all that money, replied, “I am going to spend most of it on women and whiskey, the rest I am just going to piss off.”

    Good luck with Bangalore.

  3. Pathway says:

    Banson is a high priest of the AGW cult, so you shouldn’t mind giving alms.

  4. Stephen Richards says:

    I watched one of his brats being interviewed. The brat was suggesting we should all refrain from burning fossil fuels but his familly flying to their private carribean island is not a problem. I know Branson is dyslectic but a dyslectic liar ?

  5. Ivy Mike says:

    Cell phone = electronic heroin. Never had one. Get un-addicted, especially when you have to waste your life listening to “Joe” read a script from Uttar Pradesh. Pick up a ham radio license in a week, and a brand new HT for $60 for emergencies on the road.

  6. Colorado Wellington says:

    Why pay Branson? Why pay at all? Get Obamaphone.

  7. phodges says:

    Branson started out peddling porn. Must of made friends in the shadow intelligence/banking world.

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