Assault With A Deadly Pop Tart

An attorney for an Anne Arundel County 7-year-old suspended from school for nibbling a breakfast pastry into the shape of a pistol is seeking to have the student’s record expunged, and said he plans to appeal to Maryland’s highest court if necessary.

Good thing he didn’t nibble his Pop-Tart into the shape of a car. They kill one million people every year.


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18 Responses to Assault With A Deadly Pop Tart

  1. Dave N says:

    So if he bit it into the shape of a knife, there’d be no issue, right? I mean hardly anyone harms anyone with a knife, or their bare hands. Perhaps they should ban those? I propose that all students have their hands removed before they can enter the school, or even exit their house.

    Those “authorities” are at about the same level of intelligence as climate alarmists who say we only have (insert random number here) years to do something about saving the planet. The makers of the film “Idiocracy” are far more intelligent and prophetic.

  2. Andy Oz says:

    Have to agree with the school.
    Tarts and Pies are deadly.

    • Gail Combs says:

      Actually they are not crazy, they are just not telling the parents or us what they are frightened of.

      The Drugging of Our Children
      ….Millions of children are now taking psychotropic drugs…. current estimates are that between 6 and 7 million children are taking them…
      …In 1975, psychiatrist Daniel Friedman wrote that Ritalin was one of five drugs that “produced psychotic reactions.” Even at low doses amphetamine-like drugs “may occasionally produce psychotic states, and such psychosis may be prolonged, resembling paranoid psychosis.” In fact, in 1973, psychiatrists were giving amphetamines to volunteers in order to observe their reactions. The reactions frightened researchers, who noted that several of the subjects expressed “a desire to kill” or to do something “bad or destructive.”[xxxix] Researchers concluded that there was a potential danger of impulsive murderous violence caused by amphetamine-induced psychosis…..

      Another example:

      Violence in Schools? It’s the Prozac and Ritalin Stupid!
      Edited by: William Wong ND, Ph.D., Member World Sports Medicine Hall of Fame.
      Please read these three pieces on exactly why we are having a level of violence in our schools and colleges that is unprecedented; and guess what? It’s not due to guns, it’s not due to music, it’s not even due to video games – it’s the Prozac and the SSRI family of drugs coupled with the amphetamine Ritalin. Look at the statistics, read the names of which student was taking what drug during their attack of mania

      by Lawrence Wilson, MD
      ….Prozac, Luvox, Paxil, and Zoloft belong to a class of drugs called selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors or SSRI’s. These drugs can induce akathisia – mental and physical agitation that sparks self-destructive, violent behavior. They can also induce dissociative reactions. The one taking the drug becomes insensitive to the consequences of his behavior.

      The combination of these effects can lead to anti-social behavior of the worst kind. In one study, 6% of the children on Prozac became psychotic (1).

      Here are the sad results. Eric Harris was on Luvox before taking part in the shooting at Columbine High School in April 1999. Fifteen-year-old Shawn Cooper fired on students and high school staff in Notus, Idaho in April 1999. He was taking an SSRI. Thirteen-year-old Chris Fetters of Iowa killed her favorite aunt. She was on Prozac. Kip Kinkel, a 15-year-old, first shot his parents, then killed two and wounded 22 fellow students at Thurston High School in Oregon. He was taking Prozac.
      Joseph Wesbecker was on Prozac when he killed seven people at a printing plant in Kentucky, before taking his own life. In September 1999, Buford O’Neal Furrow, Jr. fired 70 rounds at the North Valley Jewish Community Center in Los Angeles wounding 5 people. A month earlier Mark Barton murdered his wife and two children and then methodically gunned down 21 people in two brokerage firms in Atlanta.

      Jeff Weise was another school killer in Red lake, Minnesota. His dose of Prozac had just been increased to 60 mg daily. The story is the same – those involved were taking SSRI drugs. Since 1998, eight of the thirteen ‘school shooters’ were on psychiatric drugs. The records on the remaining five are sealed. Did the drugs cause the violence?

      Ann Blake Tracy, PhD has studied Prozac for ten years. She researched 32 murder cases involving women and their children. In 24 of the cases, the women were taking Prozac or another SSRI.

  3. Perry says:

    I have three sons, 31, 25 & 23. All work in proper jobs & for that I am grateful. I did not start breeding until I was 39, because I was not sure that the planet would be a pleasant place for them. I hope they do not decide to have children, because the planet is a far nastier place to live now. The brain washing now starts at kindergarten, which my lads avoided & they are the last of the competent generation. What comes next will be dross.

    The punishment for not getting involved in politics is to be ruled by inferior people (Plato).


  4. Perry says:

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals. (C.S. Lewis)

    • Gail Combs says:

      Unfortunately as I said before, teaching ‘Sustainability’ in schools and universities is now a matter of LAW in the USA.

      SEE: Higher Education Sustainability Act of 2008 (HESA)

    • Tel says:

      You don’t have to worry about any sincerity coming from the current political class.

  5. Perry says:

    Heads are breaking the law if they preach eco agenda, warns Gove: Education Secretary’s ‘concern’ at report that accuses ‘activist’ teachers
    Accuses staff of turning pupils into ‘foot soldiers of the green movement’
    Marks were awarded in exams depended on ‘parroting’ the green agenda
    Many widely-used textbooks included inaccurate examples

  6. Jason Calley says:

    Why on earth would anyone want to program children from the youngest possible age to have an almost instinctive fear of any kind of weapon?

    Why on earth would ranchers want to remove the horns of potentially powerful cattle leaving them unable to defend themselves against predators?

    Gosh, the world just abounds in mystery, huh?

  7. Ban assault baby teeth. Or maybe, Ban Assault Sweet-Tooths. (And surely, Ban Assault Banners…Ban-Merchants, that is, not flags.)

  8. Johnbuk says:

    Imagine if the Pop Tart looked like a lump of coal!

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